A theatre of food & life; a home of honest cuisine in the little
fisherman’s village of Paternoster

A theatre of food & life; a home of honest cuisine in the little fisherman’s village of Paternoster

Pieter, Gustav and staff, welcome you to The Noisy Oyster!

Pieter and I have been navigating the wild world of hospitality for 25 years now, fueled by a shared obsession with bold spices, incredible food, and the joy of making every guest feel like a local—no matter where they’ve traveled from.

We’ve always lived by a simple motto: Live, Laugh, Love. (And yes, we actually mean it!)

Our journey here started in January 2017. We fell in love with the spirit of “The Noisy,” grew right alongside the business, and finally realized a dream by officially taking the reins as owners in October 2024.

What’s on the plate?

If you’re looking for stiff white tablecloths and “tiny food,” you’ve come to the wrong place! Our inspiration is simple:

  • Bold Flavors: We don’t do subtle.
  • Real Ingredients: If it’s not fresh and honest, it’s not on the menu.
  • Heartfelt Service: We swap “fine dining” for “fun dining.”

At the end of the day, we’re all about serving up generous plates of food seasoned with plenty of laughter. We can’t wait to share a table (and a story) with you.

Opening Hours

Lunch:
Wed – Sun from 12h00 – 15h00

Dinner:
Wed – Sat from 18h00 – 21h00

Closed on:
Sunday nights, Mondays & Tuesdays

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Contact Us

62 St Augustine Rd, Paternoster, 7381

Google Map Co-ordinates:
-32.80961465385496,
17.893805606780468

Bring the Noise!

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